THE CRAZY TEST

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond

TOTAL: 5

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen
[ ] You have choked on your own spit

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are told to use your ‘inside voice’

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 23 out of 35 or something like that.